• Jeff: here is what i know about achewood
  • Jeff: there is someone named phillipe and i think he is sad, someone named "roast beef" who is maybe a dog with glasses, and someone named teodor who is not from sweden
  • Jeff: i think phillipe is a tiny dog or bear
  • pauline: otter
  • Jeff: i know "do a thing" is from achewood and i hate that fucking phrase more than maybe any other
  • Jeff: it really grinds my gears when people say it, which is part of why ive never read achewood
  • Jeff: sorry, i meant "Do A Thing" or "do a Thing"
  • pauline: is that from achewood
  • pauline: i didnt know that
  • Jeff: ive been told it is
  • Jeff: yeah i guess its roast beef's zine?
  • pauline: oh
  • Jeff: "man why you even got to do a thing"
  • pauline fret: oh right
  • Jeff: stop trying to trick me into learning about achewood lol
  • pauline: haha
  • pauline: i never really liked it that much
  • Jeff: is roast beef the dog with glasses
  • pauline: hes a cat
  • pauline: and no
  • pauline: he doesnt ahve glasses
  • Jeff: which one has the glasses
  • Jeff: thats the only character i can picture but he really looks like a dog
  • pauline: ray wears sunglasses
  • pauline: theyre both cats
  • Jeff: are you telling me theyre actually all cats
  • pauline: yeah
  • Jeff: youre blowing my fucking mind right now
  • Jeff: i swear to god i thought they were dogs
  • pauline: i dont blame you
  • Jeff: why dont they have whiskers is my question
  • pauline: idk
  • Jeff: oh i think i remember that phillipe also likes jumps or jumping
  • Jeff: and says some variant of "im a good boy"
  • Jeff: maybe special boy?
  • pauline: "here comes a special boy"
  • Jeff: WOW how did they steal my signature entrance line
Next up on eBay Platinum Reserve: Selling my PVC Sex-Man Dress Worn once, to a party in second year (sensing a theme here?) — like new! In this picture it’s covered with little gold star stickers but they’ve obvs been removed for your buying pleasure. Buy it now for £3.99 — WOW! What a fantastic opportunity to own this real piece of Steph history! AND WHAT AN AMAZING DRESS!
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Next up on eBay Platinum Reserve: Selling my PVC Sex-Man Dress

Worn once, to a party in second year (sensing a theme here?) — like new! In this picture it’s covered with little gold star stickers but they’ve obvs been removed for your buying pleasure.


Buy it now for £3.99 — WOW! What a fantastic opportunity to own this real piece of Steph history! AND WHAT AN AMAZING DRESS!