I like to think like that… every second.
- Jeff: here is what i know about achewood
- Jeff: there is someone named phillipe and i think he is sad, someone named "roast beef" who is maybe a dog with glasses, and someone named teodor who is not from sweden
- Jeff: i think phillipe is a tiny dog or bear
- pauline: otter
- Jeff: i know "do a thing" is from achewood and i hate that fucking phrase more than maybe any other
- Jeff: it really grinds my gears when people say it, which is part of why ive never read achewood
- Jeff: sorry, i meant "Do A Thing" or "do a Thing"
- pauline: is that from achewood
- pauline: i didnt know that
- Jeff: ive been told it is
- Jeff: yeah i guess its roast beef's zine?
- pauline: oh
- Jeff: "man why you even got to do a thing"
- pauline fret: oh right
- Jeff: stop trying to trick me into learning about achewood lol
- pauline: haha
- pauline: i never really liked it that much
- Jeff: is roast beef the dog with glasses
- pauline: hes a cat
- pauline: and no
- pauline: he doesnt ahve glasses
- Jeff: which one has the glasses
- Jeff: thats the only character i can picture but he really looks like a dog
- pauline: ray wears sunglasses
- pauline: theyre both cats
- Jeff: are you telling me theyre actually all cats
- pauline: yeah
- Jeff: youre blowing my fucking mind right now
- Jeff: i swear to god i thought they were dogs
- pauline: i dont blame you
- Jeff: why dont they have whiskers is my question
- pauline: idk
- Jeff: oh i think i remember that phillipe also likes jumps or jumping
- Jeff: and says some variant of "im a good boy"
- Jeff: maybe special boy?
- pauline: "here comes a special boy"
- Jeff: WOW how did they steal my signature entrance line
Next up on eBay Platinum Reserve: Selling my PVC Sex-Man Dress
Worn once, to a party in second year (sensing a theme here?) — like new! In this picture it’s covered with little gold star stickers but they’ve obvs been removed for your buying pleasure.
Buy it now for £3.99 — WOW! What a fantastic opportunity to own this real piece of Steph history! AND WHAT AN AMAZING DRESS!
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